Climbing Tales of Terror

Hey...getting to be just about the best? But, today, well, today you just don't want to get on the rock. You can still enjoy climbing without even lookin' at a rock. Follow these simple rules: Take this book out of yer back pocket, up to the counter, and pay for it. Zoom home like a crazed fiend. Snitch yer mom's most secret stash of tortilla chips then pour yerself a generous amount of the finest 12-year-old single malt scotch. Relax into yer fav'rit easy chair with yer fab snack and 'HOT' new book and howl about lycra-clad buffoons, guffaw over bolt-slammin' geeks, split a gut at Avalanche Poodles, collapse on the floor in a weepin' heap of laughter cuz of Climbing Tales of Terror. (8 1/2 x 5 1/2, 128 pages, illustrations)