One Hundred Ways for a Dog to Train Its Human

Tip 1: "On days out at the beach, always be the first in the family to get out of the car, on to the beach, and into the water. Always be the last in the family to get out of the water, on to the beach, and into the car. Remember to shake excess sea water from your fur once you're inside the car." Tip 2: "Humans may refrain from passing you food to test. To them, a piece of salmon, followed by liquorice, a chocolate cake, and a selection of vegetables is a foul combination. Humans believe meals should be categorized into three courses: a starter, a main course, a dessert. Disavow them of this. Food is food is food." Tip 3: "Always make sure you have more energy at the end of the walk than you did at the beginning. Believe me, humans love the futility of taking you for a walk to tire you out." A canny little manual for canines everywhere.