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Positive Thinking for Calvinists
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By:
Ian Black
ISBN:
1845020790
Publication Type:
-
Category:
General Non-Fiction
Condition:
Good
No Of Pages:
160
Specification:
pb
Release Date:
26th Oct 2005
Price:
Rs 360.00
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At last! A touch of light relief for those depressed and done down by collections and collations of doomy and gloomy Scottish sayings. Positive Thinking for Calvinists will provide you with an umbrelia against the constant drizzle of pessimism, a barque to shelter you from a sea of troubles, a helmet to protect you from the crapstorm, with questions like: When you return to your house after a useful day's toil and you discover your minister on the kitchen floor, shagging your wife, should you: A) Shoot him; B) Shoot her; C) Shoot both of them; D) Say to your wife: `Arch your back, woman, and get the meenister's testicles off that cold floor.'; D is obviously the right answer as he is a Calvinist and, therefore, can do no wrong, at least in his own eyes, and, as a bonus, you will no longer have to endure his hours of ranting from the pulpit about the sin of adultery and the fires of hell while he is staring meaningfully at you and his wife.
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