Does Anything Eat Bankers

Recent months have seen the collapse of the world as we know it--or at least of many venerable old banking institutions. House prices are in freefall, unemployment is skyrocketing, and survivalists are busily oiling their assault rifles and stocking up on canned goods. Luckily, Andy Zaltzman is here to cheer us all up, answering and dodging questions such as: Is human life still economically viable? How can you qualify for a bail-out? If you put an infinite number of monkeys in the NY stock exchange, would it go up or down?