No Tattoos Before You're Thirty

'You won't find a singsong entry in this book that says, "Magic happens" or "Climb a tree with a child." There are no pictures of cuddly animals ..... It's the stuff I wish somebody, anybody, had told me twenty years ago.' No Tattoos Before You're Thirty is a collection of witty, modern truths - truths aimed more towards the realities of everyday life than the value of eating your greens. This book is fun, irreverent and crammed with insights into modern life.