The twible: all the chapters of the bible in 140 characters or less

Enter The Twible, which brings you every chapter as tweeted in 140 characters or less, from Genesis to Revelation! Find out what the Bible says you're supposed to do if a friend starts worshiping another god, your child disrespects you in public, or you break the Sabbath. (The answers to those dilemmas are to stone your friend, stone your child, and stone yourself.) Learn where Paul swears in the New Testament, and why Jeremiah could benefit from antidepressants. Inside The Twible you'll find: * A tweet for each of the 1,189 chapters of the Bible * A summary of every book of the Bible in seven words or less * Dozens of informative sidebars (print edition only) * More than 50 original cartoons * A glossary telling you who's who in the Bible * Unicorns