I Moved Your Cheese

The problem with most self-help books is that they expect you to do all the work. You are required to read them, remember key-words, perhaps even put their teachings into practice. Even a book as seemingly to-the-point as "Seven Steps to Having a Fabulous Life" still expects you to take those seven steps. Not this self-help book. This self-help book is for people who want to take no steps at all. This is the self-help book for people lying on the sofa. In this short book, learn to be anyone you want to be. Always wanted to be a large black woman from the American Deep South with your own TV talk show? Read the chapter "Oprah - Remember your spirit, and make mine a double". Always wanted to possess the ancient wisdom of the Mayans and Incas? Turn to "Human sacrifice, drug abuse and extinction - Finding your inner Mayan". The author of this text has adapted the insights from popular self-help works such as "Who Moved my Cheese?" and "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus", and reveals the shining truth in all things.