100 things to do when you're dead

For those who find cremation pass�r the idea of burial a bore, this innovative guide to the afterlife contains ideas for a multitude of functions that a dead body can capably fulfill while simultaneously earning a good wage for friends and family. The ideas provided�among them working as a bathroom organizer; becoming a piece of modern art; and helping parents frighten rambunctious youngsters into obedience�are each explained in detail and illustrated with a helpful photograph. Insightful and only slightly macabre, this is the perfect resource for paying debts or fulfilling dreams even after your final hour!