Don't Get Me Started

The Ultimate Grumpy Guide to Modern Life Modern life is full of annoyances, some large and some small. Indeed, it sometimes seems as if life conspires to become more and more annoying every day just to annoy us. Is there no end to the pain? Some annoying things: Pop-up windows on the internet People who use finger signs to denote quotation marks Talking birthday cards that never shut up Train journeys that are more expensive than flights to the same destination Jade Goody Mobile phone ring tones Pubs that advertise things happening TONITE Books on punctuation and grammar Think of this book as therapy. Everything annoying in the world is here. Hilarious, entertaining and downright infuriating, this is essential reading for anyone out there who likes a good rant. From the Hardcover edition.